Nawa 50 Mwa Makristu Abwino Kwambiri Osewera Pamndandanda

Here Are 50 Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines







Yesani Chida Chathu Chothetsa Mavuto

Baibulo limatola mizere.TAnzanu omwe ali mgulu lanu laling'ono atha kukuwuzani, zaka zikwizikwi amatha kuseka kwambiri ndikugawana zochepa zawo. Mosakayikira mawu a Mulungu ayenera kukhala maziko athu. Pambuyo pomiza m'malembo chonchi, ndi nthawi yoti museke ndi kusewera.

Nawa ma 50 achikhristu abwino kwambiri omwe angatenge mizere

  1. Kodi dzina lanu ndi chisomo? Chifukwa ndinu AMAZING!
  2. Ndikukhulupirira nthiti yanga imodzi ndi yanu. @Alirezatalischioriginal
  3. Kwa iwe ndikanapha Goliati awiri.
  4. Kodi mukutentha mkati muno kapena kodi Mzimu Woyera yekha ukuyaka mkati mwanu?
  5. Chifukwa chake usiku watha ndimkawerenga m'buku la Numeri, ndipo ndidazindikira ... ndilibe lanu! 🤳
  6. Inu ndinu opanda chilema kuti ndikanakuperekani nsembe.
  7. Mumayika 'stud' paphunziro la Baibulo.
  8. Bible-Gateway ndi tsamba langa lofikira.
  9. Kodi mungafune kulowa nawo bwanji cholinga changa choyendetsedwa ndi cholinga?
  10. Kodi ndiyenera kuyenda kangati kukuzungulira iwe kuti undigwere?
  11. Makhadzi ft DJ Call Me - Tshelede iya hana Plus Tshikwama Remix
  12. Kodi ndiwe mmodzi mwa ana aakazi a Yobu? Cuase ndiwe wokongola kawiri kuposa msungwana wina aliyense amene ndamuwonapo. @Alirezatalischioriginal
  13. Sindine Joseph… mwina mutha kundithandiza kumasulira maloto omwe ndakhala ndikulota okhudza inu? @Alirezatalischioriginal
  14. Inu munali nane, ine ndinakupemphererani inu lero.
  15. Sindimakhala waneneri kwambiri, koma ndikutha kuwawona limodzi.
  16. Kodi dzina lanu ndi chikhulupiriro? Chifukwa ndinu chiwopsezo cha zinthu zomwe ndakhala ndikuyembekezera.
  17. Mumandipangitsa kufuna kukhala Mkhristu wabwino.
  18. Ndikumva ngati Mulungu akundiuza kuti muyenera kupita kokacheza ndi ine.
  19. Makolo anga ali kunyumba, mukufuna kubwera? 🤓
  20. Hei, Ndine Will. ‘Chifuniro’ cha Mulungu kwa inu. This️ (Uyu amathandiza ngati dzina lanu lenileni ndi Will).
  21. Timalankhula zambiri zakutsogozedwa ndi mzimu. Chabwino,…. Mzimuwo unanditsogolera molunjika kwa inu. @Alirezatalischioriginal
  22. Ndidawerenga miyambi 31, kenako ndidazindikira kuti ndingokuwerenga m'malo mwake. 🤔
  23. Hei mtsikana, kodi ndili panjira yopita ku Damasiko? Chifukwa kukongola kwanu kukuchititsa khungu!
  24. Mutha kunditcha Pharoah. Chifukwa sindidzakusiyani kuti mupite.
  25. Ndimakonda mwana wanga wamkazi ndimakonda zolemba zanga za Microsoft. 'TAPULUMUTSIDWA' !!! @Alirezatalischioriginal

26. Tikadakhala kuti tidali ndi Nowa… ndiye inu, ine… awiri!

27. Ndiroleni ndikugulitseni zosangalatsa chifukwa ndi tchimo kuwoneka bwino ngati inu.

28. Kodi mufunika pemphero? Chifukwa ndine wofunitsitsa kuyika manja pa inu. (Um, samalani, uyu akhoza kukumangitsani.)

29. Onani, muli pafupifupi zaka 22 akhristu ambiri ali ndi zaka zitatu ukwati tsopano… ingondikhazikirani.

30. Makolo anga ali kunyumba, mukufuna kubwera?

Onani mizere yambiri yodzikongoletsa yachikhristu patsamba lotsatira….